If Homestuck Characters Went Nuts and Killed People

lorderidan:

I wonder what kind of killers they would become

part two over here: clickkkk

John: He would go on a wild rampage with a large variety of blunt objects while many people were trapped in a crowd/enclosed space. Like a elevator or a huge concert where the sheer number of people would force them into range of John’s weapons. And he would be laughing the entire time. The police would shoot him during his first rampage.

Rose: She would be an elegant killer, and plays mind games with her victims. She keeps them live for weeks on end, before they die on their own or she finally kills them. She only kills one or two a year, and goes undetected for a very long time. She’s exceptional at covering her tracks. 

Dave: It began as just stealing the preserved body parts from the medical lab where he worked. Then he wanted to get his own and that led into a horrific downward spiral. He is active for over a year and is good at covering his tracks at first, but he becomes obsessed and gets sloppy. When the police finally break into his apartment there are no less than 4 bodies in various states of dismemberment and huge jars of formaldehyde. He goes quietly with the police, but dies before he can be convicted.

Jade: Rips apart victims with her bare hands, and eats some of them at the crime scene. The bodies are left behind, and there is always a trail of gore that ends in a shed but nobody is ever there. The police dogs have trouble tracking her. She kills sporadically for several months, until a tip off brought them to an alley and she is shot while ripping into a young, rather muscular, man. Everyone was surprised when there were no drugs in her system, and that she was an average female human. The case is marked down as a solved, but it has become urban legend.

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Karkat…Dave…Terezi… OT3?

I never really thought that would work out between them, but for reals now, they’re REALLY ADORABLE? <3?

WOAH HOLD ON THERE

miraculoustang:

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Karezi shippers, we’ve been through a lot.

I just wanted to take this update as an opportunity to give us all a group hug.

vantas-choice-ass:

toastyhat:

WIP1

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THANK YOU ALL SO SO MUCH FOR YOUR LOVE AND HELP AND FOR JUST GENERALLY BEING AWESOME. I still don’t really know how this happened but I’m proud of finishing it and I hope you all enjoy it. Have at. 
If you spot an inconsistency with canon, just know that I’m aware of each and every one of them and can generally explain why they’re there. :3
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(And crediting Splickedy and Earthy as consultants! ;p )

THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING

THIS IS THE BEST.

laceratedhart:

mambostuck

redasatomato:

/ASDFGHJKL OVER UPD8 POSTS
/THROWS OUT UPD8 ART

/PROCEEDS TO MAKE LIKE KARKAT

aviarei:

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What the heck?

Best gif.

violinkind:

Shouldn’t Terezi’s veins be teal?

eunnieboo:

homestuck more like hottiestuck amirite

Yowza!